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One day I walked into a cafe and saw five plants sitting at the bar. They were known as murder plants with murder plans and plotting against mankind. They reminded me of how strongly moralistic science fiction narratives can be, where non-human species commit revenge murders on mankind. They took their revenge in response to the enormous droughts in the summer of 2018, during a global heat wave. Northern Europe looked like a Spanish desert. Everything green had turned yellow and brown. People were overheating, beaches were overloaded. It was best to drift in the ocean until you had wrinkles all over. Unfortunately the coastlines were filled with jellyfish, the cockroaches of the sea, who also drifted to the coastline due to this heatwave. The Murder plants were so thirsty and desperate, they decided to drink the strange liquids served in bars. It made them tired.